Heaven on Earth? Not quite but not far off.
It’s a well kept secret in Barrow in Furness that Earnse Bay is not much short of heaven on earth. True, there are no angelic choirs, divine instructions from on high or bars which are open 24/7, but what it lacks for heavenly stereotypes it makes up for with sea, sky, coastline and windfarms. And the brooding Cumbrian mountains in the not so far off distance.
If you want tropical bathing: forget it. If you want warm, crystalline seas with more life under the surface than above it: forget it. If you want snorkelling, surfing and all the usual seaside paraphernalia of bingo halls, cheap nasty diners and violent games machines; don’t even bother.
But if you want the priceless liberation of wind on surf and stone, stars in the endless firmament and a brief moment of immortality then Earnse Bay might just be your destination of choice. Just don’t tell anyone else. No-one wants this heaven to become someone else’s hell just yet.
My Lords, Ladies, Gentlemen and Members of the Jury, please raise a toast to Earnse Bay.
Give Us This Day Our Daily Toast: read all about toasting here.