Sporty scruff
Sparky scruff
Just pissed up in the afternoon
Scruff.
Beery scruff
Hippy scruff
Permanent student in a beetle
Scruff.
Lecturer scruff
European scruff
We’re all mates together in a rugby scrum
Scruff.
Lectures seminars
Tutorials workshops
Doubting supremacist knowledge
Scruff
The only unscruffy ones are the Arabs, Africans and Chinese.
Do they know something we don’t?
A poem on the hoof: thanks to my favourite postgraduates.